no, i haven’t known you for a lifetime, but somehow i’ve never been more sure that you’re for me. x
chordover: We could be #Heroes, just for one day.
Chris Colfer Christmas Icons
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008
to my friends and family who deal with self-harm
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS
- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
nice leg flower the dukes of hazzard makes apple whistle
Im missing something
I dont understand this
i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday